Today, my cashier triggers the silent alarm, which I find out about when I get a 'courtesy' call from the cops. 'Hello, are you being robbed ( Read more... )

So asked my dog-washer on finding out I'm 34 years old. (From a discussion on whether I'm too young to take up line-dancing). After expressing a gratifying amount of surprise *beam* this nearly 40 year old completely straightfaced asked me this. After incredulously staring at him for a while I pointed out calmly that as I have a career, a house ( Read more... )